Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Holy Snap I'm Slow. And a big LIAR!

Remember how I did this tree contest thing forever ago and some people won prizes and stuff? I finally put together the packages and they're ready to ship. The prizes are not as promised, however. I am a stinking liar. The best syrup I could come up with this year was good old Medium. The breadcrumbs I promised turned out to have expired and were thrown out. At least I made good on the crappy homemodified trophy...
 
 
 
 
Congrats again to Josh, with an honourable mention for RCT. On May 8, 2013, my 2012 Autumn Tree Smackdown is finally over. It took me so long it has given me pause about doing 4ARATS, the 4th Annual Rantwick Autumn Tree Smackdown. I know myself, however. Come Fall I will begin checking on the King of Autumn and begin wondering how your trees are looking, and God Help Me, I'll have to do it again.


 
Yer Procrastinational Pal,
R A N T W I C K

PS - Procrastinational is not a real word (I don't think). I have unilaterally decided to stop caring what words are real and use any I feel like. That may drive some of you crazy, but you'll just have to find your inner relaxitude.

6 comments:

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

WHAT!!?? NO BREAD CRUMBS!!

RANTWICK said...

I'M SOOO SORRY! THEY EXPIRED! DAMMIT!

Steve A said...

We dohne need no steenkin bread crumbs!

RANTWICK said...

Steve - Don't be stupid. It is "badgers. We don't need no stinking badgers". Get it together. ;)

Doohickie said...

You have to do another contest; I found someone from Down Under that would be a strong entry.

RANTWICK said...

That pic is from Spring 2013 in Australia, which is Fall 2013 up here. Qualified!

Um, yeah, I'll be doing it again. Remind me about that pic in October?

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