Sunday, October 8, 2017

Are You #%^1n' Kiddin' Me #11

Have you seen these? I'm sure you have if I have here in conservative, boring old London Ontario. I try to avoid being a hater, you know. I'm no better than anyone else; I have no particular right to hate these cars. But I do. I just do. My Mother always told us that hate is a very strong word, to be used with great reluctance. She was, of course, correct. I will therefore downgrade my previous statement to "I find these cars terribly distasteful". I think you can tell from my spontaneous reactions...





But come on, cars that intentionally create a contact patch the width of a bike tire by tilting the wheels in a way that surely puts all kinds of wrong stresses on the car, sacrifices traction and likely destroys tires? Are you #%^1n' Kiddin' Me?

Yer Pal,
R A N T W I C K

4 comments:

mike w. said...

The body damage along the passenger side speaks volumes...

RANTWICK said...

@mike - I didn't know what to make of that, really. It seemed quite weird.

Steve A said...

I thought that kind of stuff was mostly done to rice rockets.

cafiend said...

Fashion is cruel and impractical.

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