Hello everyone! I'm back, and not in a kind of thready medically fragile kind of way; I've been fixed! The original cause of my stroke has been removed and won't be back. I have no follow-ups with brain doctors, because there is nothing to follow! My brain has been more thoroughly scanned than any on the planet. I have some leftover dizziness that will improve over time and it certainly isn't bad enough to prevent me from cycling. I'm just dying for streets suitable for slicks; I suppose I could mount the studded tires but I would rather play the brain surgery weak boy card for now. Spring please. Still want a fat bike.
As much as I don't want to focus on brain stuff, my experience (or more accurately, my sweet family's) was pretty crazy. I was in surgery for 13.5 hours and knocked out on general anesthetic for about 26 hours. Who The F*ck has a 13 hour surgery? Like, really? Holy Mother F**k Sh*t Ass Cray Cray Koo Koo Nutty Pyjama Pants, like Holy Sh*t man!
Should I post my totally badass brain surgery scar? It's all covered by hair mostly these days. It's totally f*ckin cool tho. Oh, what to do?
I think the natural thing to do is post a video stuffed full of swear words on Monday. Like, lots of bike swears. Yeah. I'm good. You Good? Good. See ya Monday.
Yer Pal,
R A N T W I C K 
6 comments:
So good to hear! We've been thinking about you, and missing the politeness videos.
You'll have to get a new logo that doesn't look like Rantwick DURING surgery! Hmm, perhaps the "First Annual Rantwick Art Throwdown" (FARAT) is in order. Nah, keep the old logo. We've all gotten rather fond of the old, grey guy...
Welcome back! Been a very snowy winter. A fresh spring start sounds like a good plan.
Good news is always welcome!
Hey thanks everybody! I'm shocked and pleased that anyone came by the blog so soon after posting... you da best!
I finally got here. Yay! Get ready to ride! And blog.
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